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Hulk Smash! Green Lantern Shines His Light!


The Hulk And Green Lantern are my two of my favorite comic book characters. In a way they kind of reflect the two sides of my personality. The one side of me that just wants to just smash everything, and the other side of me that wants to shine his light on the world for the good of humanity. Welcome to my weekly column. Where I will be choosing two things each week. One I want to smash, and one I want to shine my light on.

Hulk very angry this week.  Hulk love Rocky Horror Picture Show, and think it movie that should never be remade.  That why Hulk really want to smash when he hear, this week, Fox planning remake.  They cast Laverne Cox, from Orange is The New Black, to play Frank-N-Furter.  Hulk have no problem with Laverne, she good actress.  Hulk just cant picture ANYONE playing Frankie, but Tim Curry.  Those very big shoes to fill, and Hulk think no one can wear them.  Also we still not know who play Eddie, Meatloaf’s character.  That another big set of shoes to fill.  Who play Riff Raff, Columbia & Magenta? Who play Brad Majors?  This all too much for Hulk to think about.  Hulk want to smash whoever thought this good idea, and give it green light.  Hulk just play video of Hot Patootie on endless loop, and try to pretend this all bad dream.

Couldn’t agree more big buddy, if we’re going to “Do the Time Warp Again” it should be with a theatrical re-release, not a whole new cast.  I do have something good to tell you about that will cheer you up, I think.  Marvel just released the first full length trailer for Jessica Jones, and it looks like Marvel is knocking another one out of the park for their live action adaptations.  The casting is great.  I think Krysten Ritter & Mike Colter were perfect choices for Jessica & Luke Cage.  Add to that David Tennant playing Zebidiah Killgrave A.K.A. The Purple Man, and this looks like it might be almost as good as the Daredevil series is.  The first full length trailer was better than I expected.  I’m getting pretty excited about this one. Take a look.

Hulk like.  Luke Cage can smash, and girls that can smash too, like Jessica, make Hulk very happy.  November going to be good month.

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