The Hulk And Green Lantern are my two of my favorite comic book characters. In a way they kind of reflect the two sides of my personality. The one side of me that just wants to just smash everything, and the other side of me that wants to shine his light on the world for the good of humanity. Welcome to my weekly column. Where I will be choosing two things each week. One I want to smash, and one I want to shine my light on.
Hulk want to smash brain cancer this week. Cancer take life of Wes Craven, making Hulk very angry. Hulk think it not fair we lose people like him, but people like Donald Trump still not choke on own toupee. Hulk love A Nightmare on Elm Street & The People Under The Stairs. The People Under The Stairs one of Hulk’s favorite movies. Fool and Roach make Hulk smile. Especially when they smash evil man, who keep people prisoner in evil house. Hulk want to smash brain cancer, like they smash man. This way Hulk not have to feel sad again like this.
That is truly a noble and worthy cause, Green Goliath. I hate Cancer also, and wish you could smash it out of existence as well. We do have some good news this week to take our minds off of that, at least. It was announced this week that Mad Max will be returning to IMAX theaters for a one night only showing on Friday September 11th. I know what I am doing next Friday, now. Mad Max was not only one of the best movies this summer, but it was one of the best action movies ever made, in my opinion. It’s an adrenaline charged, action packed two hours that is thoroughly entertaining, and a wonderful example for equality between the sexes. Both Max and Furiosa are equally tough, and they create a quick bond that is built on mutual respect and trust. Taking turns at saving each other and helping each other find redemption, it is a wonderful example of how life could and even should be, between the sexes. Do you want to go see it with me next week, again, maybe?
Yes, Hulk would like that very much. It may not be dancing penguins, but Hulk love George Miller movies, and it has lots of smashing.