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Hulk Smash! Green Lantern Shines His Light!


The Hulk And Green Lantern are my two of my favorite comic book characters. In a way they kind of reflect the two sides of my personality. The one side of me that just wants to just smash everything, and the other side of me that wants to shine his light on the world for the good of humanity. Welcome to my weekly column. Where I will be choosing two things each week. One I want to smash, and one I want to shine my light on.

Hulk want to smash rumor mill this week.  They play with Hulk’s emotions and say Pacific Rim 2 halted indefinitely, then few days later say it back on.  Hulk not like it when people toy with feelings.  Hulk very upset when they say production halted, but then Hulk very happy and relieved to hear rumor wrong, few days later.  This confuse Hulk, and Hulk get angry when confused.  Whoever open mouth about Pacific Rim 2 need to check sources better before opening mouth again, or Hulk will smash them like toad on highway next time.  Make human sized sail toad out of rumor spreader, and fling him like skipping stone.

Hulk like watching big things hitting each other.







A sail toad reference, from the Green Goliath?  You never cease to amaze me, my friend.  I have some news that should bring a smile to your face this week.  Remember last week, how you wanted to smash Zack Snyder?

Hulk remember.  Hulk still want to make puny director bleed.

Well, it turns out Sebastian Stan, who plays Bucky Barnes The Winter Soldier, fired back at Zack with a very witty verbal smackdown, for his comments about Ant Man, and how he was trying to emulate Chris Nolan’s take on Batman for his Batman Vs. Superman movie. He was quoted as saying…

“Yeah, I’m sitting here and I’m listening to you and I’m thinking, “Do I want to fire some shots at DC right now, at Zack Snyder?” I read some of those comments where he said something about Batman and Superman, I can’t remember where I read that, somewhere… Something about, “It’s not going to be your flavor-of-the-week Ant-Man.” And I was like, “Oh thanks, Zack. That’s great. Way to do something original.” But I would say we’re still making something very original in our own way. I mean, the Russos are coming in and taking something people are used to and they’re shaping it up and changing it in a very different way. They’re not trying to mimic a better Christopher Nolan movie or something like that.”.

How’s that for a smooth comeback? It’s like an off the top rope finisher that was more graceful and stunning than a Macho Man Randy Savage elbow drop, if you ask me.Hulk

HA HA! Hulk like Bucky even more now.


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