While other comic book sites are just showing you this boring old teaser cover…
Comic Booked has worked hard to uncover the truth behind this cover. That’s right, we called all the people we know in the comic book industry… Well, not really, but I may have emailed someone… No, I didn’t even really do that. But, I did come up with some pretty good ideas about who this could be! Please don’t mind the crap cut and paste… none of these are the final approved art.
First of all, just looking at the outline of the jolly green giants head, we know that the new Hulk will have a mohawk. So…
When talking mohawks, this was the first one to pop up… Not a very shocking choice (groan) but still a possibility. No reason that Storm could not suddenly choose to be a man or maybe this is a side effect of the gamma radiation… It would be TOTALLY AWESOME!
Or…
Another angry lady with a mohawk. Dazzler has gone through a lot of changes in the past year, no reason she could not undergo one more big green change. Again, TOTALLY AWESOME? Sure!
Another choice…
Gladiator was the ruler of the Kree, but with that race floating around on its own, maybe he needed a new gig? TOTALLY AWESOME! Right?
I really feel like this could be the one!
This makes the most sense to me. After all, the left hand is blacked out as well, and the only thing that makes sens is Thanos getting mad and green and wielding the instrument of ultimate power! I love Thanos and I would buy this book! This is truly… TOTALLY AWESOME!!!
As a special added bonus, I am also including the full cover, as leaked by a nameless intern who was working for someone at Marvel… or maybe DC. You know, sometimes it is hard to keep them all straight. Anyway, here, EXCLUSIVELY, is the new cover for The Totally Awesome Hulk!
I hope this was as exciting for you as it was for me. Whew, all this journalising is tough. I think I need a nap… That would be TOTALLY AWESOME!!!zzzzzzz
